convenient memory

a collection of events one can suddenly forget or remember.

Julie: "Paul said you were talking to some chick at the party and you asked for her number."
Todd: "Umm... I don't remember talking to any girls at all!"
Julie: "Yeah, sounds like you have a convenient memory."

by badazzMC March 21, 2010

memory-holing

An action or instance of alteration or disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records. From the novel 1984 by George Orwell, where Winston

In light of the public outcry over the book's racist imagery, the publishing house is memory-holing it by removing it from circulation.

by bitcoingraffiti November 13, 2022

Memory Gland

USB flash stick, SD card or any other storage device that you keep on your person.

Hey John, do you have that video of Billie Piper in the ghost sandwich?

Yeah it's in my memory gland.

by Ciaran Gillespie April 27, 2008

memories broken

, the truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my name
I don't know the season or what is the reason
I'm standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place)
Without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feel
It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight

The only thing I know for real
THERE WILL BE BLOOD (BLOOD) SHED (SHED)
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY ONE (ONE) LEFT (LEFT)
WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK
BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
OH NO, THERE WILL BE BLOOD (BLOOD) SHED (SHED)
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN
Losing my identity
Wondering, "Have I gone insane?"
To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight

Memories broken

by erbyu May 17, 2023

Shoebox Memories

A discarded shoebox that houses elements that you associate with memorable events in your life. Like your first movie tickets, your best friends' letters to you, birthday cards, pictures of family... etc.

In a sentence: Anna said, "I've never been to a Michael Buble concert before; these tickets are definitely getting parked in my shoebox memories."

by scribblernibbler January 4, 2011

Ranboo Memory

'Ranboo memory' is a phrase, commonly used by DreamSMP fans, to refer to a bad memory, or someones forgetfulness.

While mostly DreamSMP fans use this phrase, anyone can, fan or not.

Person 1: did you get the headphones from the house?
Person 2: oh no, I forgot- I'm so sorry, I have Ranboo memory. Let me go get it!
Person 1: ???

by ASPIRINITY March 28, 2021

memory of a fox

Steel-trap mind. great at recalling things at the drop of a hat!

Claire has the memory of a fox.

by KBURR May 9, 2011