an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.
"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"
by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009
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Began on the World of Warcraft Priest class forum when a player posted a thread asking if Shadow Priests were any good on PVP servers. The first response was "You will melt faces as a shadow priest in pvp." Hundreds of posts followed that were some variant of this original post.

The ability to "melt faces" is now being used to not only describe shadow priests in World of Warcraft, but anything that "owns" or is "elite."
You will melt faces as a shadow priest in pvp.
by Phantasmal August 22, 2005
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An 'internet melt' is referred to someone who is really stupid/cringy on the internet this phrase is commonly used by youtube star Joe Weller who used to make videos exposing stupid people on the internet.
by Jonathan Bennet November 24, 2017
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Term to describe someone that doesn't show up to their own party.
The party had been planned for months but the bachelorette got so drunk the night before that she ended up melting out on her celebration. Too bad she missed the entire bachelorette party because she couldn't get out of bed.

John melted out of his retirement party after meeting a hot girl the night before and then spending the next 48 hours with her.
by skottybpo829 September 15, 2009
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(n.) A song or list of songs that have an affinity for removing, "melting", the panties from a woman.
I brought Cynthia back to my room and put on my panty melt playlist and it was on.
by Jeffrey "Fingers" Wallace October 22, 2007
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One who lacks the basic requirements to function as a human; mentally challenged; Tom Love
Did you see what Tom did in class today?

What a spengy melt
by Toohak July 10, 2018
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A regular melt that wears attire from the budget shop Matalan
No you don't you bellend special branch Matalan Melt cunt
by Sameface Danny May 6, 2017
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