majer

A Majer is an intelligent, beautiful woman who you don't find many of. If you were to make a ladder the only people who would top them are Kennedys. Majers are very sporty and competitive, they always know how to put a smile on your face and make you laugh. The most beautiful Majers are usually blonde with green eyes. If you are ever lucky enough to meet a majer you should cherish every moment you get, Majers will always be the person with the stories to tell. Majers are major beach babes who love to surf and they are always on the edge trying new things.

Majer is amazing !!

by KM123456789 February 12, 2018

Mayerli

Someone who has homosexual tendencies. Can be nice but say the wrong thing and she’ll come at you with 10 different scientific sources to back her opinion up (even if she’s wrong). Small and feisty like a chihuahua.

“Ugh, Mayerli totally just told me off about the school to prison pipeline”

by Ruby Chuby November 12, 2019

Mayer

The Male equivalent to a Jayer. Cuffs Jayers is not a smuv pure player.

Dude keshon is such a mayer.

by billyfillipd4president April 23, 2011

Mayer Hater

A stupid person who doesnt have anything better to do than say rude and untrue things about John Mayer. >(

I suggest you shut the fuck up and go on with your life.

by Chrissy April 15, 2005

Mayberry time

1. When a person, particularly in the service industy, moves in an unhurried fashion. That person can be said to be on Mayberry time.

2. An exclamation used to indicate that an episode of either the Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD is starting.

1. "Where's my food? That waitress must be on Mayberry time."

2. "Hey, Maude! Get in here, it's Mayberry time!"

by bbbbbggggg June 14, 2006

oscar mayer

You can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).A statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are damned to the 9th level of Hell.
When you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.

1. Jack: Dude did Fallon give you head last night?

Sean: Oscar mayer she gave me head!

Jack: Chill.

by MattandKevbot34 July 26, 2010

Mayberry

When one has anal sex with a female then upon completion tells that particular female to never call or speak to them again.

Aww man you totally gave that chick a Mayberry.

by Boceefuss August 10, 2008