He is a absolute god he loves dick and makes gay jokes. He moanes a lot and will call every one gay but he is the one who is gay but says he is not. He is 8”4 but can strink down to 4”11 what a pussy. He is smart but is also has a brain of a autistic ant eater combined with a tarantula with Down syndrome. He is a retard when he is not in school but when he is with Ethan. He also says daddy a lot.He said get on one knee and suck it baby.
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Also know as Doomer Prime the original Doomer, when approaching the wild Martynas Prime avoid giving a thumbs up as Martynas loves to sit on it, he's fun, he lies about being fun, some people snort cocaine for a rush, Martynas Prime snorts cocaine for breakfast!
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Usually Asian and tall which is unusual for an unusual name.
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Usually Asian and tall which is unusual for an unusual name.
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