Mata

Someone is inexplicably clueless and stupid

That’s so dumb he’s so mata

by HeroDooms August 22, 2025

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The Skiing Matas

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.

Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."

by Erwien February 23, 2023

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mata bo mes

Papiamento/u (language from the abc-islands) word for “kill yourself” in english. Mostly used as a come back to an insult.

you- that’s why nobody likes u
me- mata bo mes

by kay_l May 6, 2022

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Matas

The most beautiful, kind person known to man.
Known to try to help anyone with anything, selfless and always tries his best at all he can.

Always pushed through issues and is known to be able to solve any problem faced.

Strong willed power :)

Girl 1: wOah thats..the prettiest boy ever..
Girl 2: thats Matas y'know, god his eyes are so beautiful

Guy: I don't think I'm straight actually-

by Yoursonlookslikeagirl May 26, 2022

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