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Manhattan Mud Slide

The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.
"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
by LarryGreen July 29, 2016
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manhattan banger

An evening composed of comrodery, well crafted liquors, and a well enjoyed orgy. Usually confined to an New York City apartment or other small means of housing
Jenny was invited to the manhattan banger, little did she know what the night would entail.
by Banger_BarelyKnowHer May 15, 2017
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Manhattan Maneuver

The act of taking off your underwear with pants still on
Mark just did the Manhattan Maneuver! His tighty-whities are out and his pants are still on!
by SchoolProjectOfficial April 1, 2022
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pied pipper of manhatten

A pedo who uses an old captain crunch whistle to signal all the little boys of the town. It has been rummored that the pied piper of manhatten is known for giving energy massages to youthful boys in the nude.
Steve jobs spent the night blowing his old captain crunch whistle. All the little boys of manhattens 2600 group flocked to him for energy massages. He is the pied pipper of manhatten mang.
by plxmang December 23, 2011
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Manhattan Powerhouse

Fairly Simple; It Starts off as a standing 69 with you holding your partner. It ends in a vicious power-bomb that lands on top of your partners head seconds after you finish in their mouth. (This Would Work Best For Males).

!DISCLAIMER!: Make sure your penis is completely removed from the mouth as it may result in a very painful accident.
Guy: Man, my girls been pissing me off lately.

Friend: Well tell her whats up then.

Guy: Nah, I'll get her with a Manhattan Powerhouse later tonight.

Friend: Right on, I'm thinking about the German Chicken myself.

Guy: That'll show her
by JSpliff December 2, 2010
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Manhattanitis

The common assumption among residents of Manhattan that visiting any address in another borough is a heroic feat, which, if completed, will be go down in history as a "trek," "schlep," or "journey."

When deciding where to meet friends, the preference for venues with long waits; shoulder to shoulder seating next to complete strangers; the most expensive version of cheap commodities; and comically loud "background" music.

Symptoms: paying $1,500 for apartments without a kitchen; calling places mobbed by tourists "quaint."
He stood bewildered by the idea of a convenient place in Queens, which could only mean one thing; Manhattanitis.
by Queens-folk January 28, 2016
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Manhattan High School

Manhattan High School is the most gayly populated high school in the northern hemisphere. It is so gay that it is not uncommon to see lesbos being eaten out before school starts. These kids also like their drugs. Muchos drugos.
“Hey! Is that bitch eating out that other bitch??”
“Yeah, more than likely, we’re at Manhattan High School.”
by bigdawgbagdad October 16, 2019
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