Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.
You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.
They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.
So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.
They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.
So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
by Demanding Leatherguy October 07, 2023
Mike Hawk: Did you hear it was Joe's birthday last Friday?
Ben Dover: Who's Joe?
Mike Hawk: JOE MAMA BIDEN!
Ben Dover: I'm never going to fall for one of these again.
Ben Dover: Who's Joe?
Mike Hawk: JOE MAMA BIDEN!
Ben Dover: I'm never going to fall for one of these again.
by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020
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by vinood October 15, 2019
by Potatiu October 27, 2022
How to use Joe/Joe Mama:
John: Dude, have you bought drugs from Joe?
Alex: Who the hell is Joe?
John: JOE MAMA LMAO
Alex: John, i have a serious addiction. Please stop with the jokes.
John: I still got you.
Alex: Shut up you bitch.
John: Dude, have you bought drugs from Joe?
Alex: Who the hell is Joe?
John: JOE MAMA LMAO
Alex: John, i have a serious addiction. Please stop with the jokes.
John: I still got you.
Alex: Shut up you bitch.
by Whatthelivinghell March 07, 2022
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by E from Youtube (EFYT) May 28, 2021
Joe mama so fat refers to a popular and creative joke referring to ‘Joe Mama’ and is usually said in a format such as….
‘Joe mama so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed’
Joe mama jokes are often told within school grounds, and are lent with no harmful intent.
‘Joe mama so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed’
Joe mama jokes are often told within school grounds, and are lent with no harmful intent.
by Annon5697216 November 11, 2021