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megan macintosh

A hammerhead shark, that can only see out of the side of there head. And when she dances it burns my eyes.
When I saw Megan Macintosh dance it gave me cancer
by Hellomynameisnoboady February 1, 2017
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Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.
My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.
by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009
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Macintosh 128K

The oldest computer people actually remember.
by DX82 May 31, 2023
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Macintosh

an underpowered computer that only succeeded because the Apple IIGS was crippled so it didn't overtake the Macintosh. if the IIGS was made without restrictions Apple would be a very different company.
The IIGS should have been more powerful than the Macintosh.
by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022
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Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.
"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
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Macintoshing

Someone very annoying and everyone dislikes
"that guys a real macintoshing"
by Deeznutsintoshing September 25, 2021
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