MacIntosh Plus

MacIntosh Plus is the best

Oh my god is that MacIntosh Plus?

by amazon alexa May 8, 2019

megan macintosh

A hammerhead shark, that can only see out of the side of there head. And when she dances it burns my eyes.

When I saw Megan Macintosh dance it gave me cancer

by Hellomynameisnoboady February 1, 2017

Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.

My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.

by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009

Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.

"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

Macintoshing

Someone very annoying and everyone dislikes

"that guys a real macintoshing"

by Deeznutsintoshing September 25, 2021

Macintoshing

One who makes horrible jokes on the internet, usually is a white American.

His jokes were so unfunny, hes totally a Macintoshing.

by Deeznutsintoshing April 24, 2022

Blaire Macintosh

blaire has the brownest, beefiest, puss buss on earth

girl1# what that smell😂
girl2# oh thats blaire macintosh

by baylens cheese smelling balls November 23, 2021