The coolest type of Chinese you will ever find. They skate, break dance, and play every musical instrument girls totally dig. Oh, and his chopsticks are longer than yours.
"You skate, break dance, AND play every musical instrument girls totally dig?! You're such a Mark!"
Mark is a very flaky person who will flake out on you if he says that he will do something and he will not be a good father to a girl he will end up in prison for your child's life and you will have to see your child suffer and cry when he doesn't answer the phone or miss out on half or all of their life.