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Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.
by Sairin January 6, 2005
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Llone

Acronym for Live Life ON the Edge. Pronounced "yohnnnee"
"Are you going to eat both those double cheeseburgers?"
"Yea, sometimes you just gotta llone."

"Percy Shelley went out sailing into a terrible sea storm in order to return with a good story"
"What a lloner"
"lloooooooonnnnnnneeeee"
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lloyd banks

Great voice, lyrics and attitude..
Next Big Thing
"why the fuck did they make 50 cent big.. when Banks was right there.. "
by xoxoxo October 18, 2003
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Lloyd's Law

Most commonly used in reference to the game of Mario Kart.

Lloyd's Law describes the inevitability that a player who is too good for their opponents will succumb to frequent, untimely 'Blue Shells'. The accuracy of this law is such that lesser players often rely on it to win games.

This is often confused with the lesser-known "Hogg's Law", which describes the demise of a player who excessively over-exaggerates their skill level before a race.
Looks like I'm gonna have to rely on Lloyd's Law again, this guy's miles ahead!! I wish I wasn't so rubbish!
by Yoshi86 September 2, 2010
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lloyd banks

A fine a** motherf*****. He is the best rapper in G-Unit and the best in the industry. No one can touch him
by rocky October 15, 2003
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lloyd banks

Lloyd Banks is gonna be tha hottest rapper once he comes out with a single, his voice is so sexy. And he's in tha best rap group there is!!!
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Lloyd Garmodon

He's a fucking pussy. But he has a nice ass ;)
I destroyed Lloyd Garmodon sexually last week
by D A V E May 6, 2018
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