Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is a 30 something year old man whose friends all died so he is forced to hang out with 17 year olds. He is sexually attracted to cleaning supplies and Erwin Smith. Maybe also Eren Yeager but that's illegal so he keeps it on the down low. He grew up in the hood so he a strong little birch. His eyebrows look like twigs but its cool.

"Hey did you see that 30 year old possible pedophile in the park hanging out with those young kids in the park?"
"Yeah why was he caressing a bottle of Windex?"
"Yeah I think his name was Levi Ackerman"

by allisonistrashh September 2, 2017

Levi Weaver

American singer and songwriter born in Colorado, raised in Texas, and lived in England. Amazing guy who rebels against the current music industry by doing all his own shit. Hottest singer alive, recently released his latest album "You Are Never Close To Home, You Are Never Far From Home". Toured with Imogen Heap in 2006.

Damn, Levi Weaver can't possibly be married!

by kremlinmirrors June 22, 2009

Levin'd

To be employed within a company yet do no work what-so-ever. Stems from Harris Levin

I Levin'd that GlobalSpec joint for damn near 3 years!

by Jeff Killeen December 21, 2004

Levi and his Ween Stalk

Levi is the type of man to send dick pics of his ween stalk. Also, a random clip that many have seen of a "Levi" growing his ween stalk.

"Omg you are such a levi and his ween stalk"

by rotten tomatos March 31, 2020

Levi Ackerman

Hot ass dude that’s in his mid 30s with a sad pass.

Loves to clean and loves amazing No matter what he does.

Loves to beat the shit out of people (Expecally teens)

For some reason some people call him daddy. 🤢

OMG!!!! Have you seen blah blah blah of AOT?!?! Levi Ackerman is so hot in that one seen!

by OnlineAnimeFreak May 15, 2018

levicate

To fornicate while levitating in mid air.

I would love to levicate with you.

by Political lyricist November 23, 2013

Levi

The equivalent to a Mexican Cartel but for memes only. He gives them to you without shame, and he is one of the only ones who have successfully acquired this bread

Levi is the true meme master

by Thine Bread April 22, 2019