Learning to Breathe

An amazing song by the greatest band to exist: Switchfoot!

That I'm learning to breathe,
I'm learning to crawl,
I'm findin that you and you alone can break my fall.
I'm living again...awake and alive...

by Delilah101 October 21, 2007

Passive learning

Watching tv and letting the knowledge come to you

Instead of going to school today I'm gonna sit back and do some passive learning.

by Erni October 20, 2013

You're learning!

used to describe someone being exceedingly stupid or when someone screws up

Teacher: Joseph what is 2+43.
Joseph: Is it 69.
Class: YOU'RE LEARNING!!!

by ButICantaloupe November 29, 2014

Learning Wall

A figurative wall which the person has to smash head first through in order to learn something difficult. Used when a learning curve cannot be steep enough. esp. when the person doesn't know what they are in for.

Mike: "I heard that stupes Jonny wanted to take the Bar Exam"

Steve: "Yeah, he's blates gonna have to smash through the Learning Wall head first"

by Monastic September 3, 2011

lurk learn

a very cowardly, sneaky, and sketchy way of learning about someone either through ear jacking, reading their survey bulletins posted on myspace, or any other clandestine way of learning info on someone without actually talking to them.

Guy A: dude i think im going to ask out that girl
Guy B: you dont even know her, noob
Guy A: well ive been reading all of her surveys on myspace
Guy B: lurk learner!

by Grant the lurker July 23, 2007

online learning

something thats supposed to be fun but is actually shit

oliver: hey dude how was online learning
jacob: shit
oliver: i know dude, i know

by 12ssa November 30, 2021

Hybrid learning

Hybrid learning is a way of frustrating incredibly talented educators to the point of making them question why they ever became teachers by asking them to plan and execute a quality educational experiences when they aren’t even sure which kids they are teaching at what time while delivering both a physical and digital classroom experience to kids who can’t breath, sit still or figure out how to turn on their microphone for the online aspect of completing their learning objective all while struggling with the kid sitting next to them with glassy eyes, a hacking cough and taste buds that don’t work.

I’m retiring from teaching at the tender age of 32 because of hybrid learning.

by Riskybusiness2468 September 8, 2020