To magically injure oneself fairly badly, when it shouldn’t have been possible. As if you are an accident magnet.
I pulled a Kimmie. I cut myself holding a book. I concussed myself with my freezer door. I triped up stairs and sprained my knee.
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Most wonderful girl you’ll ever know. Has the most beautiful smile and can brighten up your day no matter what
I love kimmie
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