kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 7, 2006

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

kettle hole

a sump in Stony Brook, NY where massive parties go on and people get plastered and have to find their way out of the woods home.

"Dude, you wanna go to kettle hole tonight?"
"Hell no! I always get lost in the woods"

by s-section July 1, 2009

Kettle boy

This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🥲

Poor kettle boy what a pain

by Weeb.weeb.bungee gum February 7, 2021

Kettle playz

He’s a really cool guy he like encanto probably gay for Bruno hes a road man 🤡🔪

Omg have you seen kettle playz?
He’s so cool hounds army suck !

by peter groomerfish February 17, 2022

Cathrina kettle

She laughs till the point she can’t breathe and sounds exactly like a kettle

Jeez she’s such a cathrina kettle

by Freddie iykyk <3 September 9, 2021

The kettle is boiling

1. A way to react or respond to some juicy and/or spicy gossip, story or tea. The word ‘boiling’ is commonly annunciated. Commonly used by the beauty community/people who say shook all the time. Can be accompanied by either ‘sis’ or ‘I’m shook’ at the end.

2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.

1. ‘And then Georgie found out Mike was cheating on her with Hannah, so she spiked his drink.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’

2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’

by lileilish June 9, 2019