Lucky in Kentucky

Chugging a bottle of Jim Beam, while gettin' a blow job from a toothless woman in the restroom of a Flying J.
Rick: I had an out of body experience last night.

DeQuan: What happened?

Rick: I got Lucky in Kentucky!
by AlfredGore September 06, 2011
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Kentucky Thumb

Using the thumb to stop the flow of liquids when fingering a female partner, and she begins to squirt while on her period
"Yeah bro my girl came so hard on her shark week I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb"
by Alfa Centari May 20, 2021
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Kentucky plug

When you blow a load on her face and spin her around and shove an thumb in her ass and yell "just put a thumb in it" and then pull it out really fast and see how hard that slap round really hits
Hey baby can I pull the Kentucky plug on you tonight
by Kentucky slapper May 21, 2021
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Kentucky vasectomy

The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.

**Not an approved method of birth control**
Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.
by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023
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Kentucky Tornado

You fuck a girl on a rotating stool. As you're about to cum, you pull out, spin her around, and shoot your load on her while she's spinning.
That hoe was dizzy after that Kentucky Tornado!
by C.J. Loveland November 19, 2007
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kentucky sober

sorry i’ve been so distant lately, im kentucky sober. can we smoke at your place?
by analhandle October 17, 2022
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Kentucky Lawnmower

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.
Sheila had rugburn on her face after I performed a Kentucky Lawnmower on her.
by Jeremy P. April 09, 2003
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