Someone that enjoys banging a look alike of Fred from Scooby Doo and will do anything for a Scooby snack. Also really short and has a big attitude and is mean to Dakotas for no reason at all
by Dakada May 23, 2019
Get the Kelseymug. by good_definitions November 13, 2020
Get the Kelseymug. she is one of the nicest and prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She always says she's not pretty but that's not true. She's very spacy and sometimes isn't aware of her surroundings, but it's ok because she many other redeaming qualities and it's funny. She isn't that deep, but because of this she's bubbly and super happy go lucky. Sometimes she has a fuck the world attitude but she's very quick to turn it around. She loves sports, tall, athletic, and is a very moral and good person. If you ever have a kelsey as a sister, friend, girlfriend you're fucking stupid if you let her leave. (Make sure you stay on her good side- she'll forgive you- but the time when you are not forgiven yet sucks. She holds her ground very well.
by yamaingurl May 26, 2018
Get the Kelseymug. TROLOL look at that Kelsey.
by Non-Drunk Moose October 2, 2011
Get the Kelseymug. a girl that is so hott she makes your eyes melt. has one liners that will keep you laughing for days. when he hair blows in the breeze everyone can't help but stop in thier tracks and stare. is a hard worker and enjoys reading books about Obamas family. likes her windows open all the time, and hates light when she is trying to sleep. she is a dirty hoe that swears up a storm. she also dresses to impress the males. watch out world kelsey is here and taking names!
Woah I met this girl last night at the Ridge...she was so hott my eyes melted!
You must of met a Kelsey.
No, I think I must of had to many jello shots.
Whatever!
You must of met a Kelsey.
No, I think I must of had to many jello shots.
Whatever!
by mballer1990 September 20, 2009
Get the Kelseymug. A thick girl with a fat ass booty and big ole boobs. She’s always changing her hair color, likes to wear piercings, wears chokers. She’s a bad bitch goes from 0-100 if you piss her off, and she’s O-MAZING in bed.
Friend: “I need me a girl like yours man, she a bad bitch fr”
Me: “Ain’t nobody compares to Kelsey.”
Me: “Ain’t nobody compares to Kelsey.”
by Spaghettihoes August 1, 2019
Get the Kelseymug. Kelsey is the kindest, craziest, funniest person you’ll ever meet.Most Kelsey’s are popular but in good ways.Kelsey‘s tend to be very good test takers and normally get high grades. Yet Kelsey’s Can have their stupid moments. Also, . kelseys tend to have weird obsessions they have a hard time letting go of. Kelsey is annoyed easily so be careful.In the end kelsey is a great person and would make a awesome friend!
by Lisa Lou January 28, 2019
Get the Kelseymug.