Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.

We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.

by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013

kayaking

The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.

Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.

by taddie69 March 31, 2021

muka lo kayak kontol

You have a beautiful soul.

I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.

by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021

kayak brother

One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.

It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.

by Kayakbrother1 January 11, 2014

Sink the kayak

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.

*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak

by Matt - Drunk fox of the day February 26, 2009

kayak

"Kayak" is the Indonesian word for "resembling, similar to" even though this same word has also been used as a word for "a small, narrow human-powered watercraft typically propelled by means of a long, double-bladed paddle".

That new café has a vibe that really kayaks the old one we used to go to.

by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025

Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.

“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”

by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022