Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 5, 2023

Burnt kabob

When you are having anal sex with your woman and they take a solid shit while you are fucking them.

My woman loves to give me a burnt kabob on Sunday's.

by Punkorlust November 1, 2018

Kabob twister

When you are in the middle of a threesome and you flip the partner in the air to switch holes.

“me and Chad last night gave Suzy a kabob twister to freshen up the day.”

by TheWorld’sSexiestBooks December 4, 2019

Shush Kabob

Inserting one penis into someones mouth in order to stop them from talking.

If she doesn't shut-up, she's getting a Shush Kabob.

by Queafer September 12, 2013

Shish Kabob

A sexual 69 position performed rapidly, almost like you are going all the way through them (or yourself), just like you would load up a skewer. Both partners are face f***ing

You can face f*** me but only if we shish kabob.

by DogeBoneGravesite April 20, 2021

dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 21, 2023