Watch your mouth or she'll meet you with a strap-on at two moon junction, where the sun don't shine.
by EmpyCee September 13, 2013
by slssfw May 20, 2005
by shootingumby July 2, 2008
A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.
Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
by Kansan17 July 9, 2013
A giant asbestos-filled, drugged up, hunk of crap that is literally falling apart. I wouldn’t be surprised if I ended up on a T-Shirt before graduation. Also none of the lockers work. Good Luck!
by MayoIsHere September 6, 2021
An asshole. Brown like the chocolate from a Kit Kat, therefore named after said confectionary snack. Dependant on your location, common variants include: the Mars Bar Throughway, Bounty Bridge or Hershey's Highway.
"That girl has a rich aroma coming from her Kit Kat Junction"
"That's cos she doesn't believe in toilet paper"
"That's cos she doesn't believe in toilet paper"
by jizzmong hunter August 22, 2009
A school of about 1,800 filled with a wide variety of students; ranging from outstanding athletes to a spectacular speech and debate team to your average adolescent drug dealer. Surrounding schools such as fruita are bitter and jealous, and will do anything in their power to try to beat the Tigers. They still cant.
"Dang, those Grand Junction High School kids sure are better than us"
"I wish I could go to Grand Junction High School"
"I wish I could go to Grand Junction High School"
by el tigres August 18, 2011