johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !
by peperuda July 13, 2017
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Ole johannes

Weird Sibling who dosent know where he is going in life, most often fails NNN and has a tiny Wiener
Ole Johannes is a small and huge monster
by Ole Johannes December 13, 2022
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Johanne

Johanne is the most beautiful girl! All the guys fall in love with her, but she only loves her horse!
She’s such a Johanne! Look at how she rejected that guy
by Johannelover123 January 01, 2019
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Johannes

English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3

LG and GaLieGrü
Johannes
by s.auer February 06, 2023
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Johanne

emo ass sociopath looking ass midget. we cool.
by mattabm December 03, 2017
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Johannes

The greatest being who has ever lived on Earth in the past 1500 years.
Bucky: Wow Johannes is so cool!
Ania: Yeah, he's so awesome.
Damsy: He inspires me greatly.
by JohannesRequiemMBW July 24, 2023
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Johannes

This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.
Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!
by >Johannes December 06, 2022
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