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instagoggles

When a person, usually female, uses instagram to post pictures of themselves. These pictures are usually doctored to the point where the person is unrecognizable. These pictures are so butchered that unattractive people look semi-decently good-looking. The beer goggles of the Internet.
-hey bro, did you see that girl on instagram. She is so hot.

- Oh no. You have instagoggles on. If you take them off she looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.
by SuckMyNick July 23, 2012
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Instagrampage

Posting an abnormally high amount of pictures to your instagram account, essentially going on a rampage of uploading.
Geez, Brad really want on an instagrampage while he was on his trip to Washington DC

OMG, your new puppy makes me want to go on an instagrampage!
by newschopperbrad December 13, 2012
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Instagram karma

A theory created by girls. If a girl compliments other girls on Instagram enough then she will receive good comments from other girls on her own Instagram posts.
"Catherine just commented 'you're perfect' on Bree's Instagram"

"She just wants Instagram karma for her lame pics"
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instagramic

suitable for Instagram or with Instagram potential
Look at that view! It's so instagramic.

Dude, your burger is instagramic as hell!
by CaptSpaz March 5, 2015
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instagrace

The act of taking a picture of food and posting it on social media before eating. Usually habitually, regardless if people care or not.
Chris always pauses for instagrace before eating lunch. He thinks he's a foodie but that's a $4 sandwich he's posting.
by Raid_ June 2, 2016
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Instagram-Ghosting

Instagram-ghosting is when you add someone on Instagram just to get them to follow you back then as soon as they do you unfollow them hoping they wont notice. People do this to gain more followers than adds and to appear popular.
Sometimes people add lists of people in bulk and unfollow them again in bulk. This usually cultivates tens of followers and likes.

It's quite rude and needy.
Instagram-Ghosting: I thought this model added me on instagram because they liked my pictures but as soon as they got my follow-back they Instagram-ghosted me.

An Instagram-Ghost followed me on instagram today.
by Beccajordanna July 24, 2017
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Instagram Age

A modern movement where individuals are more concerned about how they are perceived on Instagram or other social media, rather than how they treat people in real life.
When someone will comment on your post but will not say “hi” in real life. This is a prime example of the Instagram Age.
by The_Truth_Seeker May 27, 2018
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