A beautiful and mighty empire which is famous for doing the following:
1- Takes a huge amount of taxes from its citizens and instead of self-improvement, it uses it for its foreign influence which often results in not very nice things.
2- Tries to lecture every other country about justice, peace, unity and goodness, while it directly and indirectly commits all kinds of atrocities to the outside world.
3- Blames other countries for wanting to resist injustice while it funds organizations that steal lands and displace people.
4- Forces other countries to accept their military bases to protect them, while not able to protect itself from ongoing crimes.
5- Invades other countries but does not call itself terrorist. However, when those countries defend themselves, it calls them terrorist.
6- It gives you the freedom to do anything, except the freedom to defend yourself against its political goals.
1- Takes a huge amount of taxes from its citizens and instead of self-improvement, it uses it for its foreign influence which often results in not very nice things.
2- Tries to lecture every other country about justice, peace, unity and goodness, while it directly and indirectly commits all kinds of atrocities to the outside world.
3- Blames other countries for wanting to resist injustice while it funds organizations that steal lands and displace people.
4- Forces other countries to accept their military bases to protect them, while not able to protect itself from ongoing crimes.
5- Invades other countries but does not call itself terrorist. However, when those countries defend themselves, it calls them terrorist.
6- It gives you the freedom to do anything, except the freedom to defend yourself against its political goals.
Joe: America is the land of peace and goodness.
Omar: My uncle died in Iraq in 2003 among hundreds of thousands of other people, and my friend died in Palestine in 2021 amongst thousands others.
Omar: My uncle died in Iraq in 2003 among hundreds of thousands of other people, and my friend died in Palestine in 2021 amongst thousands others.
by i3KBS November 8, 2023
Get the Americamug. 
Best fucking country in the world, despite what Europeans and snotty little rich kids might say. Still the most free, richest, and strongest country in the world.
by That American, over there! January 19, 2010
Get the Americamug. Here me, all ye assholes! America isn't full of complete retards like the rest of the world thinks it is.
Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.
Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.
Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.
Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.
America: Hey guys, uh, we actually aren't all obese idiots.
The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1
Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.
The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1
Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.
by Chowder183 July 27, 2012
Get the Americamug. 1) America is most commonly known as a total shithole, where millions are in debt, or lacking healthcare. Unlike Canada. And Europe. America Sucks
2) Canada's Bitch.
2) Canada's Bitch.
by CdnBeer May 4, 2008
Get the Americamug. The place where people eat so much food they can't even fit through there own doors while saying, "I feel so bad for the people in the world who are only able to eat one meal a day!"
by nicole isn't my real name June 1, 2020
Get the Americamug.