The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: Laughs
Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up
Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1
Team Fortress 2 Theme plays
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: Laughs
Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up
Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1
Team Fortress 2 Theme plays
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: Laughs
Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up
Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1
Team Fortress 2 Theme plays
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: Laughs
Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up
Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1
Team Fortress 2 Theme plays
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
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First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
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