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river is the hotestestest man.
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Hotness Scale

Thing that determines how hot a girl is using the numbers 1-10, 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest.

Things that can earn her points:
- Being physically attractive
- Having a job
- Having a great personality
- Having little to no sex partners
- Thinking you’re sexy

Things that can lose her points:
- Being physically unattractive
- Not having a job
- Having a bad attitude

- Having lots of sex partners
That girl looks okay, but she’s cool as shit. So that moves her up from being a 5, to about an 8 or a 9 on the hotness scale.

That girls is hot as fuck. But her problem is she knows it. So that moves her down from being a 10 to being maybe a 2 or a 3.
by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023
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hotness

equally hot, maybe hotter together but hotties
the bride and groom’s wedding was hot but couldnt compare to their shared hotness
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New hotness

New hotness is a term for sliding a "new/hot" actor into a role that doesn't actually find them, or a director being able to direct a film with very little experience in the genre.

Tommy Lee Jones as "Two-Face" in "Batman Forever" is my go-to example. He was just coming off of a powerhouse performance in "The Fugitive" and they capitalized off of the power of new hotness.

Look around, once you see it, you will find it everywhere.
Why did they cast so-and-so as that role in that movie?

Me: New hotness. They were just coming off a breakout performance and the studio thought it would get #asses in seats.
by Lauram_Ipsum March 24, 2025
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height of hotness

#HOH - or height of hotness, refers to a period of time when an individual reaches their peak attractiveness for potential breeding or mate-selection.
Whoa, Evangeline Lilly has reached a new HOH height of hotness in Ant Man and The Wasp!!
by HOH-#1Fan February 2, 2018
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hunk of hotness

“did you see that hunk of hotness over there?”- friend1

oh yeah that’s gabri alessandrini”-friend2
by umm you know :| March 26, 2020
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