Brady Horton

Brady Horton-(Noun)
TWO DEFENITIONS
1. the actual guy
literally a god
2.This phrase is used when describing someone who is smart, funny.respectful, AND so attractive that when he breathes in your direction you cry

1.Alexis-"oh my god Brady's voice is so nice!"
Tiffany-" I know right he's so nice too he's not a trash boy like the rest of the guys in our grade!!!! " (that was shade)
2.Maddy- "Nate is SUCH A BRADY HORTON!'

Peyton-"Oh my god you're right!'

by EGG POACHERS AND ROASTERS January 19, 2018

Max horton

Max Horton is a very kind boy, someone who u can trust, someone u can rely on, max has been my best friend for only a few weeks but he’s the best choice I ever made.

Person 1: have u heard of max Horton

Person 2: yes, he saved my life

by Thatgirla23 January 31, 2021

Horton’s Hurler

When you get so angry at the not-so-quick service at your not-so-favorite restaurant that you feel compelled to drop your drawers at the counter, take a dump and hurl it at the undeserving clerk. Can be followed up by wiping your ass with a napkin, if necessary, and hurling the results across the counter.

I was so pissed about the fact that my eggs were over medium rather than over easy that I had to treat the clerk to a Horton’s Hurler.

by Honey Porcupine June 6, 2018

Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?

by Elephantus October 1, 2011

Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.

Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me

by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024

The Horton Password Paradox

The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.

"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."

by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025

jeremy horton

Jeremy Horton is a guy who is most likely about to steal your woman. He takes the time to listen to people but doesn’t waste time on people he doesn’t care about. He is outgoing once you get to know him and can be the life of the party.

Jeremy Horton stole my woman.

by Abunnynamedtate November 24, 2021