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Horton’s Hurler

When you get so angry at the not-so-quick service at your not-so-favorite restaurant that you feel compelled to drop your drawers at the counter, take a dump and hurl it at the undeserving clerk. Can be followed up by wiping your ass with a napkin, if necessary, and hurling the results across the counter.
I was so pissed about the fact that my eggs were over medium rather than over easy that I had to treat the clerk to a Horton’s Hurler.
by Honey Porcupine June 6, 2018
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Brady Horton

Brady Horton-(Noun)
TWO DEFENITIONS
1. the actual guy
literally a god
2.This phrase is used when describing someone who is smart, funny.respectful, AND so attractive that when he breathes in your direction you cry
1.Alexis-"oh my god Brady's voice is so nice!"
Tiffany-" I know right he's so nice too he's not a trash boy like the rest of the guys in our grade!!!! " (that was shade)
2.Maddy- "Nate is SUCH A BRADY HORTON!'

Peyton-"Oh my god you're right!'
by EGG POACHERS AND ROASTERS January 19, 2018
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Max horton

Max Horton is a very kind boy, someone who u can trust, someone u can rely on, max has been my best friend for only a few weeks but he’s the best choice I ever made.
Person 1: have u heard of max Horton

Person 2: yes, he saved my life
by Thatgirla23 January 31, 2021
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horton high

The congregation of americans who truly want to be Canadians but cannot accept the fact that they never will be.
by Olive Oil Stanley September 17, 2010
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Max Horton

a person who was born white, but over time with black people and track; turned himself black on the inside and out. He will now be referred to Requis Jenkins
Yo that max horton is a real wigger
by dogsrUS47licktheballsack April 10, 2017
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The Horton Password Paradox

The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.
"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."
by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025
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Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
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