Horton’s Hurler

When you get so angry at the not-so-quick service at your not-so-favorite restaurant that you feel compelled to drop your drawers at the counter, take a dump and hurl it at the undeserving clerk. Can be followed up by wiping your ass with a napkin, if necessary, and hurling the results across the counter.
I was so pissed about the fact that my eggs were over medium rather than over easy that I had to treat the clerk to a Horton’s Hurler.
by Honey Porcupine May 17, 2018
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Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
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mark horton

The nicest boy you will ever meet. Mark is so sweet all of the time and will never let you down. He is smart, has the cutest dimples, everrrr 😍, and looks super good in a collared shirt 😏 ! Idk what you would do without him because he is the best friend that you could ever have.
by dontstalkmepleasethanks May 13, 2015
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kevin horton

A piece of shit on psn who says you're adopted and shut up a lot.
Kevin hortons a dick
by Terrariaboss3465 June 04, 2016
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by Andy the shed August 15, 2022
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Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024
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