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Horsefeather merchant

When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.
Did you see that podcast Mo did? It was confidently nonsensical. What a horsefeather merchant.
When someone pinches just above the knee with 2 or more fingers which causes either a pleasant and enjoyable sensation or some may find it unpleasent.
John gave Jess a horsebite to see what would happen.
Horsebite by Javalsta June 13, 2024

Horsepatty

A big ol’ fat beautiful, powerful, tight, wet pussy. So powerful, when she pees, you mistake her for a horse in the next stall. A goddess level pussy.
Did you hear that girl peeing in the next stall?! I can tell she was packing that Horsepatty!

the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222 

have you heard of the bootleg game the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222? The story is based on fucking weebs trying to get girlfriends fucking funny