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Hering

-Her-ing
-p.noun, singular,
Etymology: A--- Hering
Date:2010

1 a: Slur referring to a male who is lame gay.

b: Adaptation, to refer strictly to gay males, of "Tool".

2 a: One who qualties of a lame gay with include particularly, but not exclusively:

-hip peircing, will not stand without popping his hip, frequently exclaims his homosexuality without prompt to do so, places himself into stereotyped gay roles without any other reason because its what gays do, utilizes every opportunity for a perverse comment

eg. A-----: Didn't those hip peircings hurt?

Hering: No, shoving metal into my body felt great, Better Than Sex!... Well, not that great.
Joe: Why are you standing like that?

John: What do you mean?

Joe: You're standing with your butt out, and hip popped like a Hering Ass Bitch.

John: Hering my nuts, You're the Hering sucking cock in bathroom.
by TD Martin May 7, 2010
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red herring

you cum in a girls eyes then you hit her in the nose with a rowing oar. causing her nose to bleed everywhere and flop around like a fish.


Side effects: broken nose, blindness, and/or death
In the Red Herring, Seth cummed in the girl's eyes while brian hit her with a rowing oar, resulting in an emergency room trip for the girl and tons of laughter for seth and brian.
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Blue Herring

A Democrat led attempt to shame or bully conservatives.

So lame that the title of Red Herring is to kind.
It seems... They have no success with anything in their platform. But they still have their Hate Trump and by extension the Hate of all voters who would support him.

The J6 show is a Blue Herring to squelch the conservatives from showing public support of Trump in the future. Embarrassing conservative peeps with shaming them is lame.
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phone red herring

When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.
I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.
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