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Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.
Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags
by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011
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Crash Test Hastings

During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.
The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
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du hast mesh

In German literlly means, " you hate me."

Also can be used to describe the sexual act of scat, which is poop sex.
I finally went du hast mesh on Deannas chest last night!
by Duhastmesher June 27, 2006
mugGet the du hast meshmug.

Wann hast du geburstag

The sickest and most lit song ever in all of existence
Wann hast du geburstag is pog
by GT3RSGOBRRRRR┌(・。・)┘ January 15, 2021
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Wenn du Eier hast...

German saying for when you want to test someone's braveness.
"Wenn du Eier hast... brennst du deine Schule nieder." (If you're brave enough you'll burn down your school)
by ILike2WatchMemes May 18, 2022
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Hastings

Hastings is a psychic spy
by Ichigobossu June 21, 2025
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Hastings kick

The act of kicking the shoes of an unresponsive stranger passed out on the street – who may be overdosing – to nudge them awake to check if they are still breathing or need medical attention. Named after the notorious East Hastings street in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside where the minimally invasive maneuver is done by first responders and concerned bystanders when they suspect a person might be dying from a drug overdose.
He was lying unconscious in the middle of the sidewalk and not responding when talked to, so I gave him the Hastings kick to see if I needed to call 911.
by Kelsey H. June 14, 2024
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