A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.
by DINKS_Clancy June 11, 2006
Get the handi-tardmug. handy manny is the brutal murderer of bob the builder and is willing to kill to get on TV to brodcast his feeling of death blood and destruction
by 72 children 777 March 5, 2019
Get the handy mannymug. When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.
"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"
"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011
Get the Bacon Handymug. When one finger blasts a female so hard that the female is no longer able or willing to walk correctly, thereby needing a wheelchair.
Holy shit bro, did you see that chick? She can barely walk. Yeah my guy just gave her a wheelchair handy.
by Fefag February 1, 2021
Get the wheelchair handymug. by mrcool35 September 24, 2013
Get the handy kingmug. A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.
by WetBottom November 14, 2011
Get the Pity-Handymug. When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018
Get the Handy Ballsmug.