The act of a man folding up a slice of cheese and placing it in a hot vagina, ejaculate, then eat the mixture, simulating a hot ham and cheese sandwich, which is commonly served in schools.
by BigDickCorrine July 05, 2020
by G.c.m May 08, 2019
“Hey charlie what meat do you want on your sandwhich?”
“Dude I want ham.”
“Ew you’re a hammy liker, you have a small dick.”
“Dude I want ham.”
“Ew you’re a hammy liker, you have a small dick.”
by Josh Flunding August 12, 2021
by aChopperNsumDope January 03, 2010
When the stresses of work become so overwhelming and the nosh has runneth empty, that you have no other option then to walk to the local liquor store to purchase a pint of leeds and wallow your sorrows away at the Murray Hill train station.
by Cheetah T March 19, 2010
1)The end result of a catastrophic fit of laughter, surprise, or rage; 2) a figurative idiomatic euphemism insinuating a radical and prodigious defecation in one's polyester, or otherwise fashion-deficient, undergarments; 3)The shitting of oneself in response to hilarity or indignation of hyperbolic proportions; 4) an often inappropriate response to overly offensive and morbid humor an individual finds morally reprehensible yet uncontrollably humorous causing inadvertent loss of bowel control in the form, shape, or smell of a Honey Baked Ham; 5) an irregular deucing in response to overwhelming emotion; 6) the reaction one would have after finding an unwanted demon, fire-baby or she-beast under one’s bed; 7) tossing a fat one out the back gate; 8) Painful yet humorous ass-delivery; 9) the result of being told by a Lowe's Customer Service Agent to take you and your son across the parkinglot to get a jump with the brand new Cobalt jumper-cables you just bought at said Lowe's.
Dude, don't jump out of the closet with a machete. You gave me hammy pants.
That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.
The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.
Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.
That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.
The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.
Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.
by silverback487 November 22, 2011
That's why I just try not to buy as nice of things. I end just breaking them or getting them dirty. So I just get used and hammy downs so it's not as big of a deal.
by HiMatt May 28, 2020