gumped

Person who’s mother smoked too much weed or drank too much homade liquor while he was in the womb, and the person ended up born a complete moron like the title character in Forrest Gump. An insult used against someone.

Guy : Man, there’s something seriously wrong with that boy.
Girl: Leave him alone his mother smoked tons of weed while he was on the way. It’s not his fault he’s Gumped

by banky123 July 20, 2006

Gumping

The act of running long distance with no set distance, destination or time constraints

"Rich I'm going for a major spot of gumping this evening, fancy joinging"
"Sorry Lee I can't, my legs still ache from that major gumping session last night"

by Richi Boi June 15, 2017

GUMP

Gay Ugly Motherfucking Punk

esp. in D.C. metropolitan gyms

The old men that you see in the locker room who'd never workout, but stays in the steamroom, sauna, and showers until they look like a raisin trying to get their peeps at you!

"What the fuck is that GUMP looking at?"

by 2 short July 11, 2009

Gump It

To "Gump It" is to Ejactulate at the site of a Sexual Organ. Such as in the movie "Forest Gump."

Oh My Gosh! Patrick had to Gump It when Samantha took off her shirt.

by Stevosux211 December 24, 2007

Gump

Being sexual arroused by a figure of matter, without actually being touch, or to touch the matter. Orgasm of the imagination.

Did you see that car, I think I just gumped.

by TheUnlikelyHero October 22, 2010

Gump

To Gump is to play ping pong such as Forrest Gump did. It's an easier way to ask someone if they want to play ping pong with you, without sounding like a fruit.

"Hey man, you want to Gump"
"I'm not really sure, I'm hammered drunk and won't be able to hit the ball."

by PraiseBathsheba December 29, 2013

Gumping

Somthing that is disgusting or smelly. Generally foul. Someone who is very ugly. Someone who is obese.
Can be used as adjective or noun.
Has different meaning in different contexts

-That man is gumping. (Note: he could be smelly or ugly)
-That sewage leak is gumping.
-Did you see that fat woman on television? Yeah, she was gumping

by WelshMaster101 April 15, 2011