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The Ground Hog

This is when a guy sticks his left ball into a girls butt hole and tickles her stomach to make her tense up. If the guy's left ball pops out, it can be assumed that an early Spring is on the horizon. If the nut stays in the butt hole, it will surely be a long, long winter.
"I gave her The Ground Hog to see how long this winter will be."
by ahenningsen13 January 28, 2009
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Gary Groundwork

The subtle art of attaining an individual of desire through hark work and patience.

Stage 1: Initiation
Stage 2: Sustained communication
Stage 3: More hard work and no play
Stage 4: BOOYAH!

Also known as Laying the Gary

The opposite of pash rape
Greg spent all night at the bar engaged Gary Groundwork whilst his mates hit the dancefloor for a bit of Pash Rape action
by wannabeerased January 14, 2008
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ground hog dump

a bowel movement that is so large and impacted that you can squeeze out a portion, but can't pinch it off, so it goes back in.
After that ground hog dump, I need some laxatives.
by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006
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lay groundwork

when a guy or a girl starts a conversation with the purpose of getting a phone number or getting laid.
Guy: i think you should come here more often
Girl: hahaha i will
guys friend: ayyye nice way to lay groundwork
by Wetzpretz April 28, 2013
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Grounding

From gopher + rounding.

When someone goes on a food run and "rounds up" the price of your food, thus failing to give you change. Often "unintentional."

If you give someone $10 to go pick you up a Big Mac and you never get change, they've done some grounding.
"Hey, did you ever get your change from Mike after that Taco Bell run?"

"No, that son of a bitch does some serious grounding."
by sully521 September 28, 2009
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Groundfag

Everyone who remains on ground while an unrecognized genius aviates his freshly built, physics laws defying aircraft. Commonly found in FU comics.
FU comic: How to build your own flying machine!!!
-First, find a sturdy metal chair;
-Weld some handles on the sides;
-Work out until you can lift at least your own weight;
-With your newfound strength, sit on your chair and lift it, sailing over groundfags with ease
by nigeyaloo November 16, 2010
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groundhogging

Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.
"holy shit, i'm groundhogging. brb"
by Willie James Huff July 23, 2007
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