gooch

The nick name for the Japanese second baseman on the Chicago White Sox.

(Gooch makes a great play)

Crowd: GOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!

gooch by pat hughes July 16, 2006

Gooch

1: The most precious skin on the male body, connecting the lower Ball-Sack to the Anus.

2: Deity of all that is pure and just in the universe: Beer, Ganja, and especially Poontang.

1. You know she loves you if she licks your gooch.

2. Ye who enter the Sorority Slut's Vagina, pray to Gooch, and find solace in his Name, so that He may Protect thy Wang from the accursed Herpes of the Genital.

Gooch by EarlyTimes666 July 3, 2011

gooch

Gooch can be used as a positive term as well. In place of awesome, cool, good etc. ie. "That car is so gooch!"

ie. "That car is so gooch!"
"we went to the show last night it was super gooch!!"

gooch by skimmag June 12, 2016

Gooch

To hang out or chill with someone or a group of people

A facebook status: "Goochin with the crew"

Texting a friend: "You wanna gooch tonight?"
"You trying to gooch tonight"

Calling someone:
Mike: "What you doing?"
Joe: "Nuttin, goochin with Don and Billy"

Gooch by Don Chulo November 26, 2009

gooch

Gooch is a term that is used by stupid people who have learned it from the show, "Jackass." As the brilliant people on Jackass were talking about a piercing located between the testicles and anus, the moronic crew referred to it as a "Gooch." That created the obvious chain reaction of every dumb teen and frat boy thinking it was hilarious, and thus referring to it as such. Unfortunately, for these dim-witted neanderthals, it is pronounced, "GEESH" and spelled, "Guiche."

A similar example would be when someone asks, "how long did it take you to gauge that?" You cannot use, "gauge" in this way. The proper term would be, "stretch."

Idiot: "Dude, did you see that photo online? That guy had his gooch pierced."

Intelligent: "That would be a Guiche piercing. It's pronounced, 'GEESH.' 'Gee' sounds like, 'key.' God, I fucking hate you."

gooch by ihateeverypersonever April 30, 2009

gooch

1. The skin between the asshole and the nut sack
2. Pulling the skin called "the gooch"

When the wrestiling team was showering some guy came up behind me and gave me a gooch.

gooch by MattyDaddy February 7, 2003

gooch

The nickname for a very close aunt.

Aunt Gooch knows why i need the gold-bond

gooch by Dustin B. December 28, 2005