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the sweetest person i know! honest! ive never once seen him get mad or annoyed (and im really annoying broski) hes rlly rlly nice—it’s actually insane how someone can be so cool. like yknow hes funny, sweet, pretty heckin adorable no cap; basically what were getting at here is that hes like actually the ideal friend. its supa cool to call him my super buddy bro guy homie amigo. i feel lucky to have such a person in my life. hes never ONCE done anything to get me upset-and thats saying a lot since im an angry and sad person but w him i jus turn into complete mush and literally the representation of the 🥺 emoji. uwu, giuseppe, uwu.
random person:hey who is that guy over there?
me: thats giuseppe. the best person yet!
by cheetopuffles September 21, 2019
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Super Glue Girls

Type of girl that attaches to you just like super glue attaches to your skin, this type of girl will not leave you alone a second, she will call, email, sms, mms, fax etc with intervals of 5.2 seconds. She asks “Where are you?”, “What you doing?” (Even if she knows that that is your Dump Time) They want to meet all your friends. They want constantly to “do things together”. You can tell by their impression that they die to take a glimpse at your phone, and they ready to sell their soul to have your email password. You can feel their eyes looking at you on the way to restroom. You have impression that you are always observed, and you start believing that the whole world is a conspiracy.
Removing Super Glue Girls.
Unfortunately the traditional super glue remover will not work on this case; you have to leave some of your skin and more to get rid of them. Thanks to them the whole removing thing is a very painful process.
Ex. 1. (January) Friend 1: I’ve been trying to call you all day, but your phone been off!?
Friend 2: Oh my bad, my phone been dead all day, my super glue girl dried the juice out of the batteries, again!
Friend 1: Oh sorry dude! What the hell she wanted?
Friend 2: Oh she was just wondering were we going to spend the New Year’s Eve!
Ex. 2. Wife: Why that bitch keeps on calling you? I am getting tired of her shit!!! I thought between y’all was over!
Husband: Dear, I swear to God it’s been over since High School. Oh baby, I forgot to tell you, she is one of them super glue girls.
by Jules Korku February 1, 2009
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Man glue

Tony, look, PJ's come out of the bogs with man glue down his trousers.
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Giuseppe

An absolute fucking god, the man who created both memes, and the world
It's fucking Giuseppe bois
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gluency

the act of rubbing pubic areas one against the other during lesbian sex. To velcro.

Refers to the noun "velcro": the pubic hair, to "glue" the pubic hair.
You can ask if a lesbian is having fun: How is your gluency?
by gluglu December 10, 2009
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gorilla glue person

Dude this gorilla glue person put gorilla glue in their hair and now their hair don't move. AT ALL
by RobbedofLife February 9, 2021
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gorilla glue green

The stickiest of icky aka exotic weed- Nothern Lights, Widow, Kush, etc. Excellent marijuana.
I just smoked this shit, dawg. It's some straight gorilla glue green; I'm not even playin! I mean, I had to wash my motha fuckin' hands just to get the stickiness off. Like for real, for real!!
by Comanche Jackson January 16, 2011
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