gloppitus

A cat in a bag, usually a paper grocery bag or gift bag. Tends to explode without warning.

A gloppitus was on the floor, lying in wait for the unsuspecting cheeseburgers and unguarded toes.

by caseyst February 6, 2010

Sloppy Gloppy

When a woman gives you the best damn time of your life with a bj. Although doing this will make you forever a White cracker. Now when doing this you will never have it again and you will lose your rizz with the following. Sluts, whores, 9-year-olds, Men, women, and newborn babies, Transgenders, and other 72 monkey genders, meaning you will never have sex again.

Wow That was the best Sloppy Gloppy of my life, Although 9 year olds will never fuck me up again 😭

by fartnigga487 April 18, 2023

Gloppy

having no definition to your body, you have no rack, no back, and too much cottage cheese. fat ugly shapeless

That girl is gloppy.

by DaZuck February 12, 2005

Glopsnerch

a Glopsnerch is a fat, dumb hick with a shaved head that is very full of them self.

your wrong 2+2=3.
no it's 4 i knew you where a Glopsnerch.

by Thomas,M June 6, 2011

gloptart

n. pronounced (ji-lop-tart)
a state of extreme sloppiness.

z-dub is a gloptart.

by wimmy June 29, 2007

Glip-Glops

Glip-Glops the N-word and the C-word had a baby, and that baby was raised by all the bad words.

You are a Glip-Glops

by Schumacher's January 8, 2019

Gloppage

Dried , dirty semon in a sluts vagina that when moistened is a goop of dirt and semon that backs up the vagina

i hooked up with misty yesterday ,oh yeah how'd that go, well to be honest she had mad Gloppage in her vagina and when i saw that i just backed off

by Joel the impaler November 27, 2011