Gp-5 gas mask

The Gp-5 gas mask is a soviet mask created in the 1960s and used through the rest of the Soviet Union, often used by preppers and people trying to look cool. But for some fucking reason little kids are convinced the filters aren't toxic because one questionable Angelfire site told them so, so hundreds of children have died from asbestos poisoning and even more adults because they're too retarded to research the gas mask before purchasing.
"Another little kid just died of asbestos poisoning by using the GP-5 gas mask filter."
by GabrielO June 26, 2018
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New Jersey Gas Mask

A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!
I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half
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Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face
Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask
by handy hickster April 13, 2021
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chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.
Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.
by jmgmh April 13, 2016
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Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
by superpoopertrooper July 13, 2013
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new england gas mask

the act of farting while you have your legs wrapped around someones head and your balls in their mouth
My GF Camille is such a freak, she let me give her a New England Gas Mask last night
by Aurora Whorialis July 24, 2024
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