The Gp-5 gas mask is a soviet mask created in the 1960s and used through the rest of the Soviet Union, often used by preppers and people trying to look cool. But for some fucking reason little kids are convinced the filters aren't toxic because one questionable Angelfire site told them so, so hundreds of children have died from asbestos poisoning and even more adults because they're too retarded to research the gas mask before purchasing.
by GabrielO June 26, 2018
Get the Gp-5 gas maskmug. A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!
I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half
by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey May 27, 2023
Get the New Jersey Gas Maskmug. by roachroast24 December 17, 2008
Get the you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!mug. In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly automaticlevelrecognition@gmail.com as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.
by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022
Get the OREGON GAS MASKmug. Guy 1: "Hey, I heard Jim got really sick."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard he caught the corona virus."
Guy 1: "He probably got it from doing the corona gas mask."
Guy 2: "disgusting bastard.."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard he caught the corona virus."
Guy 1: "He probably got it from doing the corona gas mask."
Guy 2: "disgusting bastard.."
by Yehdudethatscoolbye March 5, 2020
Get the Corona Gas Maskmug. The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.
by The JD Guy February 16, 2024
Get the Australian Gas Maskmug. When your style, flow, and looks are all on point. When you showed up on someone, ended up looking better than the other individuals there
Yo we straight up gas masked them fools at the party tonight!
Hell yea we did, we looked dope as hell bro!
Hell yea we did, we looked dope as hell bro!
by A real definition March 10, 2016
Get the gas maskedmug.