Gareth Southgate

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
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Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!
by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021
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Gareth Mellor

Ex Deputy-Head Of Kettlethorpe High School, fat nonce, owns 11500 videos of child porn. Likes to pull girls skirts down for a hobby, how did we not realise earlier seemed pretty obvious? have fun in prison gazza xx please fuck off and never come back x
🎵Gareth Mellor Paedophile he plays with little children, he takes em to kettlethorpe to sexually abuse them🎵
Also Father of harry croft, like father like son.
by Gazzaaaaaa November 19, 2023
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Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family
“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
by phatwastaken November 22, 2021
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