fuzzy muff

This is another word for those in inform, ie the Police

I was driving in my car and got pulled over by the fuzzy muff

by SaQ January 5, 2004

FuzzyFaery

shadowmantis' object of pleasure. a slave. likes yaoi buttsex and kiddy porn. prefers homosexual japanese drama and doesnt like girls who cant run.

23:10 <@fuzzer> you make me feel like a cheap ho

by shadow July 23, 2003

fizzyl

Soda that appears to still have bubbles when shaken in its container but tastes flat when poured. This makes the drink useless for drinking straight but ideal for mixing with liquour.

The Coke's all fizzyl. Let pour some Jack in it.

by Dr. Fineous Zill January 9, 2008

fuzzy razor

When you shave your pubes then shave your face with the same razor resulting in a scratchy sensation on the facial skin, usualy causing razor burn.

"Don't shave your face after your face after you shave your pubes with the same razor... you'll get a fuzzy razor, it sucks."

by chad b. May 18, 2008

fuzzydustbunny

A fuzzydustbunny is a small clump of dust under furniture and in corners that aren't cleaned regularly. It is made up of hair, lint, dead skin, and dust. Strangely enough it also has fangs. Beware the fuzzydustbunny because he will charm you with a combination of romance and perversion.

The fuzzydustbunny has left bite marks on my CROTCH!

by *stares* July 18, 2009

fuzzy fred flintstone

When you are going down on a woman who hasn't had sex for a while. As a result, her v jay jay is filled with cobwebs, giving a fuzzy appearance. This fuzziness can cause your dick to be tickled often causing you to yell out "yabba-dabba-doo" like Fred Flintstone. First referenced in an obscure European film from the 1970's.

Tim- "Dude, how was that fuzzy fred flintstone last night?"

Bobby- "It felt like I was fucking a wookie."

by pirate c dog May 7, 2010

Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

by DrBird February 18, 2017