Valley Forge

When you are having sex with a woman who is on her period and you dump inside her and immediately eat it out.

Name comes from a 1990s documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".

My wife was feeling bad and grumpy from her period so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.

by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025

FORG

A forg is a frog with a 7 foot long dong with a girth of 5 feet. They usually will rape victims within a 100 foot radius, usually in groups of 10 - 69. They are dangerous creatures, and should be avoided at most costs. They will primarily target people named Joe.

The FORGS were after me last night! Sadly I didn’t get away…

by HezyCB July 29, 2022

Forg

A superior type of frog. To the untrained eye, they may look like poorly drawn frogs, but true Forgers can see them for what they truly are: Our almighty rulers.

"I hereby sign my soul over to the forgs"
"Aren't forgs just the best?"

by ELunatic November 27, 2022