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Foof

(phooph) noun, (phooph-ee) adj- an unpleasantly overpowering floral or sweet smell often associated with old ladies and their houses.
When the old lady who lives next door opens her windows, I can smell the foof from here.
by Molls92 September 11, 2010
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When you get the shit blown out of you with a shotgun, or shotgun-like firearm.
-"Did you see that guy get foofed"?
-"Yeah, his head was 30 feet away from his body."
by Closet Foofer I October 19, 2008
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FOOF = Fresh Out Of Fucks. FOOF is appropriate for situations where you are just too exhausted/over it to give a shit anymore -- even if you should definitely give a shit.

FOOF has its origins in law school contexts, but it is applicable to many life situations. It also makes for an excellent hashtag (#FOOF).
I'm FOOFing right now. Do I look like I give a single shit?

Instead of writing my legal brief which is due tomorrow, I ate an entire box of Oreos and binge-watched Netflix. #FOOF
by wolly68 October 22, 2014
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A cross between a fool and a goof!
That guy is a real foof!
by HarleyQuinn* January 6, 2015
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Foof

The Foof is the isolated patch of chest hair that exists only over the sternum, which is the center of the chest and generally above nipple elevation. It is distinct from a Full Tom Selleck, which is a broad, chest-sweeping man rug. Foofs are often formed on adolescent young men who are on their way to developing a Full Tom Selleck, or else on men with deficient levels of testosterone.

The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
"Dude, your foof is poking out through your shirt."
by Napalm_Panda February 18, 2015
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noun: A person that lives to sniff someone else's farts
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose
Ew, did you just sniff my fart? You fuckin' foof!
by Meatsplash June 30, 2015
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A person who eats food weirdly ~ Maressa & Koza 6/11/19
Maressa~ Drops food

Koza ~ you nasty foof
by michael koza June 10, 2019
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