mattress folder

When they fuck you so good you grab onto the mattress and bend it...in a sense folding it

Bro my girl is so good in bed. Really mattress folder good?? Hell Ya she is a mattress folder.

by shyvanismommy July 3, 2016

folder

Someone who is unreliable or never dependable.

Jona cancelled again on the gang, what a folder .

by Fxrxign October 29, 2020

Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010

Philly Fent Folder

when your fucking a drug addict and she doing too much so you smack her in the face with your cock and stick a syringe full of heroine laced with fent up her ass

Ashley was tripping when I hit it from the back so I hit her with the Philly Fent Folder.

by thebiggestmunch April 29, 2025

folder talk

"Folder talk" is a term for when someone is telling a you story and they change the subject in the middle of it,

creating a "folder inside of a folder". (A "folder" means a story/subject).

I am credited with introducing the term "Folder talk".
The idea for the name for the term sources from me being unable to finish a story without going into very unimportant details about a completely different story for the reason of me having a fear of being misunderstood which results in always creating a folder inside of a folder inside of another folder.

Folder talking might be irritating at times, but it's important to remember that a person who folder talks can't help it.
It's necessary that you sit through the whole story, act like you are invested, interested and fully understand it.

Me: "I once overheard a conversation of two people sitting next to me on the bus, they were talking about-

Oh, that just reminded me, have I ever told you about that one time that I-"

Y/N: "YO, STOP FOLDER TALKING!"

Me: "Oh, sorry!"

by Lailabye July 30, 2023

Manila Folder

Someone that’s so bland, vapid, and empty in the head that they can only serve as a tool to put things in. They can also lack personality, but it’s not a requirement for classification. Usually referring to a person of the whitest of heritages, but can be of any heritage (especially if they have a colonialist mentality)

Most of the comments I’ve seen defending Trump on social media are written by Manila Folders that couldn’t compose a complete sentence to save their lives.

by celfri January 13, 2021

green folder

When an obese persons belly folds over their genitalia and they can't wash it thoroughly so a green fungi begins to grow in the fold.

Dude, that is some seriously nasty green folder, you should get it checked out.

by Goober February 20, 2015