fluffer gnomes

The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts.

I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning.

by El Zorro July 7, 2006

Fluffer Nutter

A sandwich made using Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Creme Fluff. Hence the name. Seems to be very popular in the New England states but is known throughout the country. "Fluffernutter" is a registered trademark of Durkee-Mower Inc., the maker of "Marshmallow Fluff" brand marshmallow creme. Kids also love their parents more for packing these in their school lunches instead of Peanut Butter and Jelly.

Son: "Hey Mom, my lunch has PB&J and that sucks. Why didn't I get a Fluffer Nutter like my sister?"
Mother: "Because I like her better so she gets the better sandwich!"
Daughter: "Cool! Fluffer Nutters rock!! And so do you, Mom!"

by Therendy December 28, 2008

fluffer nutter

a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwhich! MMmmmmm MMMmmmmmm good.

I'll have a fluffer nutter for lunch.

by Kristin April 12, 2003

dick fluffer

the guy (or girl) who preps the penis before a porno flick. blowjob optional.

"don't worry about it, I hired a dick fluffer so you don't get nervous before the big shoot"

by Ethan Schiller December 25, 2007

ego fluffer

a girl who *blows* your mind away

Kristen is my ego fluffer, she is constantly saying stupid shit that BLOWS my mind away

by $uperBad March 16, 2008

Fluffer Video

A fluffer video is a usually more soft-core, erotic video you watch to give you a boner before you actually jerk off to the real video you want.

I use a fluffer video from Youtube to get me ready for Redtube.

by gtut June 17, 2009

Party Fluffer

A person walks in and stirs a party up.

This Party Fluffer just got this party started.

by DrewMLO2013 January 27, 2017