fluffer gnomes

The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts.
I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning.
by El Zorro July 7, 2006
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Fluffer Nutter

A sandwich made using Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Creme Fluff. Hence the name. Seems to be very popular in the New England states but is known throughout the country. "Fluffernutter" is a registered trademark of Durkee-Mower Inc., the maker of "Marshmallow Fluff" brand marshmallow creme. Kids also love their parents more for packing these in their school lunches instead of Peanut Butter and Jelly.
Son: "Hey Mom, my lunch has PB&J and that sucks. Why didn't I get a Fluffer Nutter like my sister?"
Mother: "Because I like her better so she gets the better sandwich!"
Daughter: "Cool! Fluffer Nutters rock!! And so do you, Mom!"
by Therendy December 28, 2008
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fluffer nutter

a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwhich! MMmmmmm MMMmmmmmm good.
I'll have a fluffer nutter for lunch.
by Kristin April 12, 2003
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dick fluffer

the guy (or girl) who preps the penis before a porno flick. blowjob optional.
"don't worry about it, I hired a dick fluffer so you don't get nervous before the big shoot"
by Ethan Schiller December 25, 2007
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ego fluffer

Kristen is my ego fluffer, she is constantly saying stupid shit that BLOWS my mind away
by $uperBad March 16, 2008
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Fluffer Video

A fluffer video is a usually more soft-core, erotic video you watch to give you a boner before you actually jerk off to the real video you want.
I use a fluffer video from Youtube to get me ready for Redtube.
by gtut June 17, 2009
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Party Fluffer

A person walks in and stirs a party up.
This Party Fluffer just got this party started.
by DrewMLO2013 January 27, 2017
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