Poser: "Dude, I was at this party and I hooked up with three of the cheerleaders from school! You should have been there!"
Dude: "Oh fisherman's tale. You couldn't hook up with any of the geeks as opposed to three of the cheerleader. Poser."
Dude: "Oh fisherman's tale. You couldn't hook up with any of the geeks as opposed to three of the cheerleader. Poser."
by kuro musha August 09, 2006
During the act of having vaginal sex with a woman. Pull out your dick and now that it smells like fish, begin smacking her in the face with it while holding your junk by the shaft, acting as if you're reeling in a big fish. All the while yelling, "I got a live one here!"
I pulled a Portuguese Fisherman on that chick last night. By the time I was done her face smelled like dead fish, I had to kick her outta bed!
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
A 2 Male Dance lift that requires a carefully placed hand in the groin area. A bit like a fisherman taking a crab out of the net, otherwise it’s a trawlerman’s claw.
by Rugbydaddy February 07, 2020
A move that you perform on a chick that seems sexually adventurous. When you are fucking her doggy style you use both of your index fingers to fish hook both sides of her mouth. Wearing a yellow water proof trench coat is optional.
Allen: How was your sexual encounter with Elizabeth?
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.
by jackburton38 December 09, 2014
by Shoehorn75 June 21, 2018
When you go to the bathroom, take a shit (wiping and flushing optional), masturbate and then shower.
by BrendNew February 08, 2023
After you have successfully created a Hot Tub Benedict, instead of feeding it to your significant other, you throw it in a nearby body of water. The fish will then get to feast on the delicacy.
"Hey I'm about to go fishing, got any Fisherman's Benedicts for me to help lure the fish?"
"Was a little too full for a Hot Tub Benedict, so I decided to make it a Fisherman's Benedict."
"Was a little too full for a Hot Tub Benedict, so I decided to make it a Fisherman's Benedict."
by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020