fisherman's tale

A quick response when someone is telling a story (lie) about anything (usually about fish or sex).

Poser: "Dude, I was at this party and I hooked up with three of the cheerleaders from school! You should have been there!"

Dude: "Oh fisherman's tale. You couldn't hook up with any of the geeks as opposed to three of the cheerleader. Poser."

by kuro musha August 9, 2006

Fisherman's Benedict

After you have successfully created a Hot Tub Benedict, instead of feeding it to your significant other, you throw it in a nearby body of water. The fish will then get to feast on the delicacy.

"Hey I'm about to go fishing, got any Fisherman's Benedicts for me to help lure the fish?"

"Was a little too full for a Hot Tub Benedict, so I decided to make it a Fisherman's Benedict."

by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020

Fisherman’s Pinch

A 2 Male Dance lift that requires a carefully placed hand in the groin area. A bit like a fisherman taking a crab out of the net, otherwise it’s a trawlerman’s claw.

Look at that beautiful lift, The fisherman’s pinch has been well executed.

by Rugbydaddy February 7, 2020

Gorton's Fisherman

What the Islanders wore on their jerseys in the 90's

Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey

by Nickity Nuckity June 7, 2018

The Gorton's Fisherman

A move that you perform on a chick that seems sexually adventurous. When you are fucking her doggy style you use both of your index fingers to fish hook both sides of her mouth. Wearing a yellow water proof trench coat is optional.

Allen: How was your sexual encounter with Elizabeth?
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.

by jackburton38 December 8, 2014

michigan fisherman

When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.

Me and Karen did the Michigan Fisherman last night, my tip is still red.

by Code Bilfgod69420 February 24, 2020

Portuguese Fisherman

During the act of having vaginal sex with a woman. Pull out your dick and now that it smells like fish, begin smacking her in the face with it while holding your junk by the shaft, acting as if you're reeling in a big fish. All the while yelling, "I got a live one here!"

I pulled a Portuguese Fisherman on that chick last night. By the time I was done her face smelled like dead fish, I had to kick her outta bed!

by carguy311 July 29, 2018