The Fear

Phrase used to describe a person who is scared of parking close, or next to roadside curbs, for fear of scuffing or scratching their new alloys or rims.
Person A: Damn!! Why's Matt takin so long to park?! He can normally throw that car into any space!

Person B: Ah, he's got those new alloys, he must have 'the fear'.

Person A: Fo' Sho'.
by Mattclarke83 August 21, 2005
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Fear

An abo who likes CS
"that fkn abo, he looks like FeaR"
by evasivegook December 17, 2003
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Fear

A act of expretion, on which one craps self and leaves a messy yellow stain on the floor which has a strong aroma of acidic property...........
oh man that movie was so effin scary? I think jeff just feared himself.
by unyok123 November 30, 2010
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Flake Fear

When you are afraid to let anyone touch your vagina because you don't want them to feel how dry it is

It will be such a turn off for them, instead I will douse myself in baby oil and climb on top before he gets chance
I have serious flake fear that he will be put off by my dry fanny
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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Fear Of Spoons

'im afraid of spoons , i eat jelly with a fork''i have a fear of spoons'
by ZaynsBabe December 31, 2011
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fear turkey

A rather effective method of instilling great fear in someone by constantly sending them death threats. The term was coined by Alucard from TeamFourStar's Hellsing Abridged series in one of his many death threats to the pope.
"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)
by WaluigiIsAGod January 17, 2020
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Fear Porn

Mainstream Media content that deliberately and enticingly plays on people's fears about disaster, disease and death. Currently used in relation to some COVID-19.
My friend was too scared to go outside, some thing about giant murder hornets? He must be watching his fear porn again.
by Animalfarm1984 June 26, 2020
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