Faux Glo

A fake tan created by use of sprays, lotions, tanning beds, or a combination of the aforementioned.

Pronounced: fow-glow

"Chelse was totally white yesterday when I saw her and today she looks like she's been at the beach all week."

"It must be a faux glo"

by Chesty what what December 22, 2005

faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

faux-homo

fo-homo
1)Fake gay.
2)When your straight friends do something that questions their sexuality.
3)Worse than a metrosexual.

Lance:"Wanna go to the game tonight I got free tix."
Dave:"I would but I have a mani/pedi appointment."
Lance:"Dude that's faux-homo!"

by MoTaGoD August 6, 2010

Faux-it-all

n. A person who talks like they know everything, when in reality they have no idea what they're talking about. A fake know-it-all.

Paul talks out of his ass all the time, then gets super defensive when you call him on his bullshit. Then he just keeps talking and talking. He puts his two cents in every conversation and he's always wrong but will never admit it. He's SUCH a faux-it-all.

by BroolStoryCo May 24, 2011

Faux-hemian

Faux (fake) bohemian. A variation on yuppie, this type of person likes to act like an artsy, poor bohemian on the outskirts of society when they are in fact a middle-class ex-californian obsessed with fitting in. Seen most often in Portland, OR and other similar yuppie-ville towns.

Colin: That guy with the local coffee, expensive vintage clothing and typewriter is so popular in Hawthorne! I wonder why he never smiles?

Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.

by EastPortlandGal October 28, 2008

faux fall

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃

The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵

by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020

faux pierre

Having sex with a girl with a half chub.

I just wasn't feeling it last night, so I gave her a Faux Pierre.

by Modustrollens85 September 5, 2017