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Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009
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Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009
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Double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)

Two people back to back linking their arms together, one person then bends forward until parralel to the ground. Second person lays on that persons back lifting their legs straight up forming a straight line with the persons legs you're lying on. If you have no clothes on then you would be performing the double inverted red eye.
A two person ass flash also known as a double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)
by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013
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Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
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Ruby Red Eye

A penis with a lot of spots on the tip
Tina stay away from him he knows Ruby Red Eye
by P-Tec November 25, 2018
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Red Eye Checkpoint

A moment in psychedelic or weed trip, when you eventually encounter a mirror and look into your eyes to check how red they are, or how wide pupils are, and optionally end up standing there, staring and thinking about who or what you are, what counciousness is, what human is, what reality is, and other questions about Universe.
Yesterday I've been stuck on red eye checkpoint for a five minutes straight, and ended up showing myself middle finger.
by ammonger September 29, 2025
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eye-red

The act of aiming for more than is deemed to be realistically attainable. Overly ambitious.
Lesley is an eye-red one, she persisted despite doctors' diagnosing her as barren, and is now pregnant with twins.
by Tokinn September 12, 2020
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