Ernie

Butthole

I just ate curry, and now Ernie hurts

by Jaimester April 29, 2019

Ernie

The occasion in which one expects a fart, but multiple inches of turd escape instead; the ordeal is only considered an “Ernie” when the entire fecal member is entirely sheathed back into the anal cavity by way of the anal muscles.

“Bro, I just Ernied! I’m gonna hit the bathroom soon.”

by bikeguy1712 June 8, 2019

Dirty Erny

When a fierce and powerful woman delivers a brutality of skillful blows to your shaft and combos you into climax

"you alright mate, you're walking funny"
"Aye, me member is black and blue from that dirty erny I got last night"

by TheRealDrDick August 22, 2019

ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!

by failureislikely January 24, 2018

ernis

If you have this name, you are blessed and you have won in life.

Ernis is the greatest

by Abc.defg January 2, 2017

ernie fear

A little piece of shit who thinks he's funny but everyone hates

I swear I hate Ernie fear

by James chargles December 14, 2019

The Ernie

When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.

Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.

I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.

I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.

by EFSASK March 6, 2020