Ernie

Ernie is a word u would use to call someone a goat. Meaning that you are the greatest of all time
Alexis is a Ernie
by Goated goat February 13, 2022
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Ernie

The occasion in which one expects a fart, but multiple inches of turd escape instead; the ordeal is only considered an “Ernie” when the entire fecal member is entirely sheathed back into the anal cavity by way of the anal muscles.
“Bro, I just Ernied! I’m gonna hit the bathroom soon.”
by bikeguy1712 June 08, 2019
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Ernie Headsize

The type of student that knows it all and then some. He’s wicked smart, but always try’s to know more than he needs to. He’s an Ernie headsize. Kinda nerdy but in the Sheldon from Big Bang theory way.
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .
I seen Ernie Headsize today! He helped me on my homework.

Ernie Headsizzeee!!! What’s goin on!
by Gartoliosis January 02, 2022
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Erny Movement

The movement in which one has flicky aim, high sens, and hits lucky shots
by walnut1zzzz December 24, 2021
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Ernie and Bert Syndrome

Ernie and Bert Syndrome is the rare case of when two men declare homosexuality and get into a relationship with each other, but also declare asexuality, effectively making them just friends.
"Tim and Jerry are gay but they both said they're asexual."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
by cyn!c August 27, 2018
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The Ernie

When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.

Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.

I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
by EFSASK March 06, 2020
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