- I heard that Man was from England
- Poor Man
- He's also from Ireland
- Oh yeah Ireland does own them
- Poor Man
- He's also from Ireland
- Oh yeah Ireland does own them
by LiamTheBoss September 15, 2007
Like any other country, England has its flaws; many Chavs in gangs roam the streets, there are riots, there are those that believe they are superior.
However, Englands love of football brings the nation united and standing tall, together. England loves tea, yes, but coffee is only a few percent below the avage that drink tea! Did you know, it is not England but INDIA that is the biggest drinker of tea?
England is also the homeplace to many now or then MASSIVE celebrities and inventions: The Beatles, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Mr Fleming himself, David Bowie, Florence Nightingale, Bob Geldof, J. K. Rowling. Inventions include; the sewing machine, Mp3 Players, Touchpad and many more.
YES, other countries have inventions, and this is why each country is as important as the other!
Does it not astonish you that Britain including and mainly England, SUCH a SMALL country, has once owned a QUARTER of the world. Nowadays, the whole WORLD knows who we are, unlike many many other islands like us.
However, Englands love of football brings the nation united and standing tall, together. England loves tea, yes, but coffee is only a few percent below the avage that drink tea! Did you know, it is not England but INDIA that is the biggest drinker of tea?
England is also the homeplace to many now or then MASSIVE celebrities and inventions: The Beatles, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Mr Fleming himself, David Bowie, Florence Nightingale, Bob Geldof, J. K. Rowling. Inventions include; the sewing machine, Mp3 Players, Touchpad and many more.
YES, other countries have inventions, and this is why each country is as important as the other!
Does it not astonish you that Britain including and mainly England, SUCH a SMALL country, has once owned a QUARTER of the world. Nowadays, the whole WORLD knows who we are, unlike many many other islands like us.
Prejudiced person: England's people are arrogant, horrible people, milking anything theyve got.
Normal person: Dont judge a country of 60million people, with an empire and three massive allies. Clearly they're doing something right.
Random person: but seriously, dont judge 60 million people to be the same. That's not clever.
Normal person: Dont judge a country of 60million people, with an empire and three massive allies. Clearly they're doing something right.
Random person: but seriously, dont judge 60 million people to be the same. That's not clever.
by Patriotismofengland February 23, 2011
by Jeniee October 24, 2007
The country that does have a good footy team fairplay, but are shit at rugby. They also claim to be the creators of Roald Dahl (best childrens author) and Sir Tom Jones. Bullshit, they're from fucking Cardiff you thick shits
by W3LSH B0Y January 30, 2017
England is a country that is hated, and subject to being "slagged off" on a regular basis by countries such as Ireland, Scotland and Wales. We are NOT to be confused as Britain, that is also Wales and Scotland. A country full of proud inhabitants and a rich history. We invented Football and Rugby, the worlds two favourite sports. America developed their version of "Football," by mixing the two sports. We gave to the world; The Car, The TV, Mobile and various other world changing objects. We also hold some of the worlds greatest bands; Led Zepplin, Oasis, The Beetles, Arctic Monkeys and various others. Countries hate us for things that happened before they were born, or for things that 60+ million people had no control over, and we are quickly stereotyped as being "Stuck up."
"I hate the England."
"Why?"
"Because they invaded us centuries ago."
"English are all stuck up bastards."
"Why?"
"Because they invaded us centuries ago."
"English are all stuck up bastards."
by Dannyb90 September 12, 2007
England is a small country
London is the capital
Britain is England + Wales + Scotland
England loves the Gulf Stream, so stop melting the Ice Caps USA, China et al
It doesn't always rain
Labour only won the Election because Brown stole all our pensions, sold all our gold and taxed everyone who was not their target voter and gave it all to people who can't really be arsed to work
Not everyone in England knows each other, and we don't have tea with the Queen
The people with brains are currently trying to win the fight against chavs and the hoodied yobs (according to the right-wing rags)
It's called football, so stop calling it soccer!
London is the capital
Britain is England + Wales + Scotland
England loves the Gulf Stream, so stop melting the Ice Caps USA, China et al
It doesn't always rain
Labour only won the Election because Brown stole all our pensions, sold all our gold and taxed everyone who was not their target voter and gave it all to people who can't really be arsed to work
Not everyone in England knows each other, and we don't have tea with the Queen
The people with brains are currently trying to win the fight against chavs and the hoodied yobs (according to the right-wing rags)
It's called football, so stop calling it soccer!
by not illiterate June 08, 2005