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Engaging in prostitution

I didn't engage in any prostitution that I'm aware of. Unless I've been set up. Which I will just appeal because I wouldn't pay a single cent for the last sex I've had and if someone else did then they wasted their money.
Hym "Engaging in prostitution? You are trying to make me guilty of everything of everything I said you are doing and everything I said I would do. And that's the difference. I'm both biased and objectively correct and you're just biased. It's just more biased pearl clutching. Oh no muh kids parish the thought and then you pretend to faint because you're a fucking actress. You're ridiculous. Isn't a good thing you're always wearing make up. That probably makes it super easy for you to throw on your red wig and hop in your for your side gig. Jesus! Seriously. We wouldn't even need politics if you idiots could step outside of yourselves for even a single second. A bunch of partisan hacks! All of ya!"
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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indian engagement ring

"fuck guy, ya can't come to fuckin work with an Indian engagement ring on eh? Fuck."
by Macsyourguy June 10, 2020
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Failsauce Engage

the point at which you began to ready Definition # one of Failsauce Engage
about just after you clicked on Failsauce Engage
by Zig Ziglar November 29, 2009
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New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.
Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?
by Bsmithyman May 5, 2019
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A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
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Engage-stitution

Engagestitution-When someone uses social media to intentionally spread misinformation with the intention of gaining revenue share, gaining followers, and or for engagement. They can engage in falsifying documents, editing photos, and statements to advance their agenda monetarily.
Engage-stitution- When someone uses social media to intentionally spread misinformation with the intention of gaining revenue share, gaining followers, and or for engagement. They can engage in falsifying documents, editing photos, and statements to advance their agenda monetarily.

Engage-stitution- Peter has made a living in enegagestitution spreading lies on social media.
Engage-stitute- Since Shelly has become a social media influencer, She has turned into a engagstitue for pay. She will post anything to get paid.
by Bfree4eva March 9, 2024
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promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them
Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"
by bean daddy January 21, 2017
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